Oh, a Turk... well, why didn't you say so?

Sad, but perversely funny story from my hometown paper today:

Asylum case reopened on transcription error
(05-14) 15:54 PDT SAN FRANCISCO -- When Svetlana Grigoryan was presenting her case for political asylum in the United States, she testified through an interpreter that a crowd of people attacked her family in her native Armenia in 1995, badly injuring her and killing her 13-year-old son, "because my mother was a cook." ...