My initial, indelible memory of arriving in Istanbul for the very first time was speeding in a taxi at night under the illuminated
Valens Aqueduct, its stone arches towering overhead as the domes of mosques glimmered in the distance.
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Nice spot for a meze joint. |
Now the Istanbul Municipality reportedly wants to "
restore" the 4th-century structure and
plop a restaurant on top -- along with a walking path, which would admittedly be kind of cool, and an observation deck
(h/t @nblaser18). With a cheesy nightclub already inside Beyoğlu's medieval Galata Tower, malls going up left and right, and the mayor promising an
aerial cable-car ride across the Bosphorus, there seems to be no fighting the total Disneyfication of Istanbul. Herewith, a few modest proposals for embracing the inevitable:
Yedikule AVM -- Seven towers, seven different shopping experiences!
Chora Çay Bahçesi and Kıraathane -- Sip your tea and smoke endlessly on the tranquil grounds of this former Byzantine church. The card rooms inside are the best-decorated in town.
The Aya Sofya Experience -- Why gaze up in awe at what was once the world's highest ceiling when you can show that old dome who's boss on Istanbul's tallest climbing wall? The athletically challenged can go inner-tubing through the newly opened underground cisterns below.
Rumeli Hisarı Et Mangal Piknik Alanı -- Celebrate the Conquest every weekend with a cook-out inside this 15th-century fortress on the Bosphorus. Book well ahead for a private spot with a sweeping view inside one of the old look-out towers.
Dolmabahçe Döner Dünyası -- The world's biggest and most glamorous kebab shop, bar none.